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10 of the funniest Betty White quotes of all time

Betty White has the longest-running entertainment career of any woman in history.

She was born on January 17, 1922, and will soon turn 100 – and she’s still one of the funniest people to grace the screen

White has been in sitcoms and films, has voiced cartoons, and probably done lots of other work we don’t know about.

But one thing is for certain, White’s energy is far from empty. She’s said a lot of funny stuff, and her commentary is always witty.

1. Betty White really cares

During a 2010 interview with Ellen, White explained her role in the recent Snickers candy bar ads, revealing who really took the fall:

“Well I love Snickers and I thought, ‘Sure that’d be fun, why not [participate in the commercial for it]?’ So I got over there early one morning and didn’t know I was going to be in the… ice cold muddy water, but all I had to do was just lie down in it. This poor stunt woman took the dive, she went in. And it was a great stunt that she did, and I got the laugh. Now, really, that’s unfair when that happens. She’s probably sticking pins in a little Betty White doll.”

2. Aging gracefully

In her book If You Ask Me (And Of Course You Won’t), she wrote the following about getting older:

“It’s not a surprise, we knew it was coming—make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game.”

3. Older men are attractive

White fancies older men saying:

“I’ve always liked older men. They’re just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren’t that many left!”

4. White, the wise and witty

Here’s some advice from this golden gal:

“If the guy’s a cutie, you’ve got to tap that booty.”

5. She’s not exactly a kitchen person

White one told the Huffington Post:

“I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.”

6. White does have hobbies

The witty White enjoyed a drink with David Letterman before saying:

“Vodka’s kind of a hobby.”

7. Her wisdom comes naturally

On an episode of Golden Girls called Love Under The Big Top, she says:

“All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can’t mate or the mice would explode.”

8. Betty White is a generous lady

On her personal Twitter account, she posted:

“Nothing better than sharing a drink with a fan – if you see me out at the club, just tell the bartender to put it on my tab #DrinksAreOnMe”

9. Old school is still cool

White told the Chicago Tribune something all men need to remember:

“If you’re walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing. If I sound old fashioned, it’s because I’m as old as I am! But it’s just polite.”

10. The secret to her long life

Betty White stays fit like so:

“I’m a health nut. My favorite food is hot dogs with French fries. And my exercise: I have a two-story house and a very bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs.”

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